Two things everyone understand!
And I bet you and your browser’s parser do too
A lovely concept to a Birthday Cake this one…
[Via Flickr]
11 Signs you are not the Hard-core Gamer you used to be!
Yes, when the truth sets in, these are the 11 pinching symptoms of an aging veteran. I found these funny, and none of these have set on me… yet
[Via Kotaku]
Worst parents in the world punk kid into thinking he got an Xbox 360
ROFL! Read at Engadget. OMG! Watch the video below.
Cruel, cruel parents! Engadget reaches out to the poor hurt child,
Jonathan, you out there? Screw those people, they clearly don’t understand what it is to be a kid and to want an awesome gadget so badly you can taste it. We’ve been there our whole lives. Since, as a publication, we can’t just adopt you and raise you as our own, I will personally send you an Xbox 360 and some games — but only on the condition that you swear to you’ll never let your douchebag family play with it. Hit me up at engadget at gmail dotcom, make sure you can identify yourself so I know I’ve got the right person.
Ten Golden Rules of Online Gaming!
And you wouldn’t want to disagree with anyone of these brilliantly scribed Rules! These rules are to live by… for every online gamer, and observe with piety. Let me share some of the brilliant ones here with you:
3: If a feature in a game is popular/effective, it is cheap: Be it the chainsaw in Gears of War, or snipers in any FPS ever made, there are a number of cool features and tactics in games that people not only find enjoyable to use, but are often highly effective methods of securing victory — never use them. If you do so, you are cheap and will become a noob. You are a hardcore gamer now, which means you only use shotguns or anything else that’s really boring. If these pukes were good at the game like you, they wouldn’t need to rely on such cheap tactics, would they? They’d be like you, running around with the shotgun, not having fun and despising everything everyone else is doing. The fact that they have killed you so many times is proof of how bad they are at playing.
LawlCraft: Gaming on graduation day… priceless!
Here is a really interesting image of a guy playing WarCraft 3 on his day of graduation from college!
This, my friends, is what gaming is all about
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No, stay in school and graduate! Thanks to Blood and DC for the image.

